i am not good in interview situations.

I had my NUCA interview today. Scary times. I was so much more nervous than I was for Maidstone but I thiiink it went ok. He asked me the worst question in the world though;

"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"

I died a little inside. I wanted to run away. I have no idea what the answer to that question is!


If I don't get in it's probably because of my pathetic answer. I can't even remember what I said now. That's how good it was.




Bugger. Fingers crossed, he will overlook the fact I have no idea what I want to do with my life and give me a place anyway!



...it's unlikely but it's nice to be positive.

i can't think of a title.

got my coursework grades today... :/




















oh yeah. i got a distinction.
celebratory mini eggs were purchased.




 fmp from now on. thirty one college days left. crazy shiiit.
i have absolutely no idea what i want to do yet...






ooh and i have my norwich interview on monday, aaaaah. wish me luck!

...

multiple personality/dissociative identity disorder photoshooooooooot
i've made them into a series of three posters which i'll upload soon (there's another photograph like this but it won't let me upload it...)

moreportfoliostuffinit

magazine layout with screen print

typography fashion illustration, screen print

life drawing

life drawing

woohoooooo

my portfolio is finished!


i've even put my soul destroying raleigh chopper essay into a nice magazine article, complete with illustration of a chopper, to show my writing & magazine layout skillzzzzzzz

this took me fxcking ages. i never knew how many parts a chopper had. trying to draw all those on illustrator was harrrrrd (also this is just a screen shot because it wouldn't let me upload the original, so just pretend it's better quality than this)

"Aloha bbeccamarshh! Now you know how to greet people in Hawaiian!"

thanks flickr!

i've just spent the past half an hour trying to use flickr for my online portfolio for camberwell but it just won't work. it might just be the shitty internet at college but it's been uploading one, fairly small photograph for 17 minutes. hurry up flickr, i've only got til the 28th...

i do like the way it tells you how to greet people in different languages at the top though. (yeah i did just refresh the page about twenty times to see what it would say)

y'know i've been moaning that i hadn't heard back from any universities? yeah. i wish i hadn't. now i've got an interview on monday, an online portfolio to do and another interview on the 2nd of march. scary sheeeeeit. 

interview numero uno is for norwich. it's safe to say that i'm terrified.

i do, however, already know what my answers to their questions will be. is that sad? or am i just really well prepared? i think it's a bit sad that i couldn't sleep last night because i was going over and over the same answers. (plus i had the joy of the jonas brothers stuck in my head which wouldn't leave and wouldn't let me sleep - thanks new look for playing that while i was at work, fml)

also, there is a girl sitting on the mac opposite me who keeps staring at me. paranoia is setting in; have i got toothpaste on my face or something?

portfoliocrapolio

the quality of this is pretty shocking; it's actually really good quality (even if i do say so myself) but it wouldn't let me import an indesign file onto here so this is just print screened. you get the idea though. just imagine it clearer and just generally better. 

and ignore the crop marks & colour bars...

also, the bit of writing is a bit shit. it was copied and pasted from the original piece. needs to be changed.  so yeah, ignore that bit too.

why am i even bothering to upload this?  i'm just telling you to ignore most of it and pretend it's good.  maybe i should say that at uni interviews.

"yeah my work it good, i promise. just imagine that it's better and i'm sure you'll have no problems giving me a place at your university."

good plan.